Top 10 Amers Travels

TOP 10 REASONS I HATE APARTMENT LIFE

10. Garage stuff is in living room, requiring frequent trips to car in garage.

9. Can't buy more stuff -- floor is full already as is every place else.

8. Can't play stereo loud without bothering neighbors.

7.Smoke detector goes off when cooking.

6. No room for table so eat all meals on sofa.

5. Can't wash car on driveway.

4. Laundry room is far away and requires quarters.

3. When someone is ironing, door between living room/kitchen and bedroom/bathroom is closed, necessitating long wait.

2. Can't open fridge door when someone else is in the kitchen

1. Need to schedule bathroom usage

TOP 10 THINGS I WILL MISS

10.Only having to lock one door when I leave.

9.Not having to worry about watering the plants -- the pigeons ate most of them.

8.Not having to worry about plumbing problems or roof leaks.

7.Not having to worry about company coming -- there is no room for them to sit.

6. Getting newspaper delivered to door on weekends.

5.Walking in the Verdugo mountains

4.Walking to Frank's restaurant.

3. Walking to pet store and Taco Bell.

2. Seeing view of Verdugo mountains from balcony.

1. Watching pigeons on balcony